laserbeamed 

Getting steaming drunk and taking lots of drugs

"Oh man, I was so fucking laserbeamed last night!"

laserbeamed by creationx January 16, 2009

solar powered laserbeam guitar 

A phrase shouted following a moment of absolute rockitude, like a giant robot punching another giant robot through a building. Best performed with furious air guitar and a hair-metal screech.

"Dude! That giant robot just got punched through a building by another giant robot!"

"SOLAR POWERED LASERBEAM GUITAR!!!"

solar powered laserbeam guitar by Greg September 10, 2005

laserbeam

A lovely word to describe ladies who love other ladies. Derivative of laserbeamage, meaning to partake in some laserbeam activities.

Look, over there, a laserbeam!

laserbeam by catsa April 2, 2007

Trendy Laserbeams 

A descriptive term used for tweens in any vintage or trendy clothing that has offensively bright colors. Basically if the 80s barfed on a scenester.

I know dude. There's trendy laserbeams everywhere. Eff.

Trendy Laserbeams by Hardon247 January 5, 2011

Lazarbeamed 

When you hit a figet spinner with a mallet and it shoots out and hits your ankle.

Lannon:"oh bloody hell, I've been lazarbeamed! AAAAAHHHH(Wounded Austrailian noises)! Damn it, that triggered me eye ligma!

Lazarbeamed by Okbrandon August 23, 2022

laserbeamface 

When a face is covered by text or art clips, such as in a magazine or advertisement.

Mary and her friend Jane looked up and recognized a laserbeamface.

laserbeamface by jayg244 August 15, 2025