kristensen

bitch. all to say. Only definition.

Person 1: Oh no, its the kristensen
Kristensten: Hey! I hate everyone who aren't boys and I'm rich!

kristensen by shitkunt/kristensen h8ter June 12, 2016

Lukas Kristensen 

Litterly ur dad..... thats it

Lukas kristensen is my daddy

Lukas Kristensen by The top h December 1, 2022

Kristene 

Kristene is a gorgeous girl who always says what pops into her head. she is always down to do something a little crazy but has a very kind heart. she is funny, sweet and caring when it comes to people she really cares about. overall, kristene is one of the best people you will ever meet.

My friend kristene, is wild!

Kristene by ajac April 22, 2017

kristeen 

A smart and independent young girl. She is a talented and very good at math. She hates fake people and she is not fake. She is a good girl.

Kristeen is a smart and talented person.

kristeen by emma dawson January 27, 2015

KRISTENED 

In the state of being PASSED wasted. Then apologizing to your friends because you have a drinking problem.

"bro, are you wasted?!"
"bro, I AM KRISTENED!"

KRISTENED by iMakerScream November 19, 2011

Kristening 

1. Laying around all day
2. Being generally just unproductive and boring

Tony was kristening all day while he watched tv and didn't even shower or change out of his sweat pants.

Kristening by thadyron October 28, 2013

Kristeen 

Kristeen is someone really cool and is really funny she is tv star material she doesn't go around searching for validation because she knows how awesome she is she is bad at math but that is ok she will keep your secrets safe

l just love kristeen she is so cool

Kristeen by anonymous May 3, 2022