Skip to main content
Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.
The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.

Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.
kreets by JiggyWitchyPoo June 27, 2017
Related Words

Kreepy Kenny 

noun- awkwardly awkard; one who always knows the wrong thing to say; the type of person you hide your children from, and also your dog, and cat; socially awkward; so creepy that the C wasnt enough.
If you were a Kreepy Kenny, on your day off, you would fish alone, and golf alone, then later eat dinner by yourself at your local McDonald's using coupons. For a nightcap you would eat a box of expired candy while falling asleep on your favorite chair.
Kreepy Kenny by Your buddy Ty October 23, 2012
Keez is what you would use to refer to a group of close mates, or can be used when talking about a group of mates that are in prison (under lock and key).

It’s another way of saying the plural of the term “G” which means close mate. In this case keez is the plural of the term “kee” which is basically someone who is even closer to you than a g (they are called a kee because they usually would know your secrets, like a key opening locks)
“I only let my keez know about dem ones you get me
“3 up my keez”
“I’m gonna meet my keez this weekend
“Me ‘n my keez are heading OT this week”
Keez by P.W.A. June 22, 2020
1.Being creative in terms of spelling, spelling things wrong intentionally.
2.Referring to the recent trend of parents giving intentionally misspelled names to their children.
I'm going to spell it the normal way, not some kree8yv spelling.
kree8yv by BraedenRacer September 30, 2006

kreem mop 

A kreem mop is a guy that is in the so called "friends zone" with a girl and often acts as her shoulder to cry on when another guy who she has sex and/or a relationship with, dumps her or causes her emotional pain. He is a kreem mop because the "asshole" guy has sex with her while the "friends zone" guy is there to clean up the other man's wrong doings as he comforts her and bears all the emotional complaining.
Guy 1: Do you intend to escalate things with her?

Guy 2: No dude, I intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy fucks her in the ass and cums on her face while I'm the kreem mop there to clean her up.
kreem mop by eMpTy009 March 9, 2010

kreepshit 

Word used to describe the creepiest of creepers. They lurk on the dark reaches of facebook and friend people they don't know to see pictures of them.
OMG Jeff is such a kreepshit for fb friending that chick he barely knows.
kreepshit by dzdz February 7, 2009