koonang 

An unidentified substance typically found hanging on someones face. Could be anything from a spiderweb, jizz, snot or a breadcrumb.

Hahaha - youd better look in the mirror, you have some koonang on your cheek.

koonang by jonno73 January 8, 2010

Koontang 

exactly the same as poontang, just applied to sexy black ladies.

mmm...i'd love to munch Rhianna's koontang.

Koontang by what_a_twat February 20, 2011

koonago

Japanese kink/fetish concerning the shrinking of women usually unwanted and against their will.

Man 1 "Whats Koonago?"
Man 2 "Look up dumbass"

koonago by Timmy teh talkin toilet February 15, 2008

Kooning

Flirting with or hitting on your good friend's very serious girlfriend. Named after "Koon" of youtube fame. Kooning is often made possible when the boyfriend is away and the girlfriend shows pity for the kooning boy which is misinterpretted by the desperate despicable kooner as affection. Kooning is not cheating because the girlfriend is very pleased with her current boyfriend which just makes kooning all the more despicable.

"Did you see Alex kooning last night? If Nick knew he would beat the shit out of him!"

"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"

Kooning by Bob321 March 19, 2007

Plo Kooning

Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.

Man, kids these days. All they think about is their meth and their Plo Kooning

Plo Kooning by GJVD July 18, 2009

Kooning

inserting objects into your peehole.

Dude, Daniel's been kooning with a torque wrench. His peehole's gotta be super ragged out by now.

Kooning by Bahn burner August 26, 2010

koonanie 

Womens private part

I need to shave my koonanie

koonanie by lil.miss.jo November 13, 2014