Bishop Kearney is a private
school located in the town of Irondequoit in Rochester, NY that functions
like a public
school for a reason that only God knows. The
school has some of the weirdest rules and enforcement actions for the softest things, they are worried about all of the wrong problems, and they begged
Tom Golisano for
money to keep the
school open for their whopping 300 enrollments. The dress code apparently “separates” them from other schools and the issues that grabs their attention more than bullying and bad grades are cellphones and the fact that you’re wearing a comfy quarter zip that doesn’
t say BK on it. On dress down days you’re not even allowed to wear hoodies because the president of the
school thinks they’re “sloppy” but never sees any of the students, and is too busy sheltering himself in his 4x4 office. If you’re late by even 2 minutes after the bell ring and the announcements are over, you are written up and the only excuses they
will take are excused absences due to music lessons, doctors/dentist appointments, family emergencies even though nobody schedules a doctors appointment for 7 AM. Their most recent additions to the faculty are the most weirdest teachers you’ll ever meet, whether it’s one teacher being overly scared of COVID-19 or the other treating your entire class like it’s a special education class, you’re guaranteed to hate any of the teachers, education, and the students who are mostly stuck up, dick head hockey players (
girls and boys).
Bishop Kearney High
School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this
school.
Guy 1: Aquinas is an amazing
school. What school did you say you go to again?
Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!
Guy 3: ah hell nah
