A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.

Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.

Peep jousting by sminturn November 3, 2006

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Jossa

They are the most beautiful, sexy, and smart girls. They’re independent and don’t like asking people for shit. Have a curvy shape, great in bed, and make people jealous. Jossa is trust worthy and love helping others. They always get into a love triangle and get into situations they can’t get their self out of. And most likely keep their life private even if they have a lot. And one more thing is that they keep a lot of secret.(There is so much things about them that others can’t figure)

Look at Jossa she so goddamn fine.

Jossa by Whythelookhun November 17, 2018

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Josstice League

A butchered version of the Real Justice League (coming out in 2021) made by the REAL hack Joss Whedon

"Hey man did you watch Justice League?"

"Yeah, so bad, I think we should call it Josstice League"

Josstice League by Dr. Doom23 October 31, 2020

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Dick Joust

When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.

Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.

Dick Joust by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

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