jismjuice

When you cum into a glass of juice....preferably orange or pineapple. The woman (or man) you give it to has no idea that it is a special ingredient in their drink.

At breakfast, I made a special drink for Amber. I called it jismjuice. She had no idea what she was drinking.

jismjuice by Ray McGlyn May 5, 2008

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jilljuice

opposite of jackjuice, female sex juice see also lovejuice

she queefed her jilljuice all over me!

jilljuice by lou December 20, 2004

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jismjuice • jibjuice • jigajuice • jilljuice

jibjuice

Something that gets on Gus' shirt when people clean theirs and/or others balls at work.

"Hey! Stop cleaning your balls at work or you will get the jibjuice on me."

-Gus

jibjuice by GTNA\kspresco August 19, 2009

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jigajuice

A grape flavored preferably carbonated beverage most commonly enjoyed by Afican American people.

X-Yo- Aye foo' im thirsty as hell got any Jigajuice?
G-Rabbit- Naw man fresh out, Iz only gots whats white peeps drank called Iced T.

X-Yo- Fo$sho, no Ice Cube needed.

jigajuice by jigabuddy April 4, 2010

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jimmyjuice

A case of severe diarrhea, stomach upset, vomiting or intoxication. Also referred to suffering from deadly Ebola.

Refers to the dangerous substance "JimmyJuice" sold by the convicted huckster and scam artist Jillian Mai Thi that has killed several people with a liquid goo substance that in effect turned their inside organs in to a liquid, "that just flowed out of the victim".

Bob took some peyote while in Goa and has been suffering from ejectile JimmyJuice for a week now, we need to take him to the hospital.

jimmyjuice by Khannea June 9, 2018

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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