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Jewelina 

Jewelina - (Gee-Willy-NAH):
1.A Micro-Micropenis. The term used for a micropenis measuring the smallest in comparison to all other micropenises.

2.Any fully erect micropenis that measures in under Two Inches.

Origin:
Jewe: Latin word for “Micropenis” +

Lina: Greek word “Extremely Small” or “The Smallest Ever”
“I always knew Josh’s micropenis was a little bit on the smaller end of the spectrum. Even when Guinness announced their search for the Ultimate Jewelina, I never would have Imagined the greatest, sexiest, and tiniest little dick on the planet was just underneath the front of Josh’s completely flattened panties!”
Jewelina by JewelinaJewelz June 15, 2021

Jeweliana 

A very wired person who is fun to be around who makes people happy and likes to have fun. She or he is a hyper person and always looks out for friends and family.
Wow look there's Jeweliana!
Jeweliana by Jeweliana December 31, 2011

Jeweling 

being overly pretentious when it comes to the use of the English language
Friend 1: I'll let her shirley, my secretary, know. Maybe she can move a few of my appointments around and pencil you in
Friend 2: .....You totally just jeweled.

Friend 1: Can you tell me the amount of people in this room?" Friend 2: No but I can tell you the number of people!
Friend 1: You're Jeweling so hard right now...
Jeweling by Phatchicken October 15, 2012
When you are fucking someone anally who is wearing a necklace you grab it and pull back as hard as you can making them gag and gasp for breathe as you pound them from behind. Sometimes resulting in a pink sock.
Josh: "Haha me and Jen were doing it doggy style last night when i noticed she was wearing her necklace, So i grabbed and yanked back"
Zack: "Haha nice classic jewelin right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... she got the pink sock it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."
Jewelin by C.C.B January 15, 2010
jewelia is the hotties people never

her ass is fat

kiss her
jewelia is so nice
jewelia by franco roos March 3, 2021

Jewelian 

The nicest person you’ll ever meet. Only crushes on loyal people. Everyone’s friend. Beautiful,pretty,perfect,etc.
Boy: man I REALLY like that Jewelian girl.😍😍😍😍
Boy 2:bro she’s SOOOOO hot😍😍😍
Jewelian by babybeats44 May 14, 2018