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"Jewtistic" or "Jewtism" Is a form of Autism that is so fucking severe, the person suffering from it is might as well choke on a Red Rocket and die.
"Last Night Darrel Fucked A Dead Cat, He's So Fucking Jewtistic."
"Bertha Rammed Her Limp Dick Inside A Meat Grinder While She Watched Gay Hentai."
Jewtistic by SkankFucker42 July 13, 2017
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When someone expresses an abnormal amount of Jew-ness; is very stingy.

Originated at Moorpark High School
Me: Have you seen that kid Gavin?

Other: Yeah, he refused to give up a penny he found on the ground.

Me: Wow, he's probably one of the Jewciest out there.
Jewciest by TheOneAsian November 26, 2017
Frequently a member of Generation X or subsequent generations; A Jewdist is one who wants to adopt a Polytheistic Religion like Buddhism, but is unable to let go of Monotheistic principles.
Jewdists have a minimalist, imported aesthetic that encompasses their lifestyle and look. Look for tacky Asian art next to a copy of the Bible, and a bunch of new-age healing books.
Jewdist by burzurke May 7, 2011

Jewistic 

Someone who displays Jewish attributes without being Jewish.
That atheist is acting a bit Jewistic.
Jewistic by JewishApple26 March 15, 2023
1) a person who is discrimatory against people of Jewish descent or religion. 2) A person against jews
When wacthing the capital one commericial, John shouted out "they must be talking about Jews!". Em remarked with, "why do you have to be such a jewist?".
jewist by flying cow June 6, 2007

JewCastle 

A burning building of Jews', The Jews' are the building.
You Fucking JewCastle.
Your the foundation of the JewCastle.
JewCastle by Jew's are people to November 10, 2009