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japanesing 

A technique used to assist competition speed-eaters to consume large quantities of food in very a short space of time.

Mostly found where bread products are used eg. Burgers, Hot-Dogs and consists of the competitor dipping the said food item briefly into a cup of water (must be present for health and safety reasons) before swallowing either without chewing or very little.

This moistens the bread and avoids "dry-congealing" of the bread in the throat.
"I prefer to use Japanesing... some people like it, some dont... it helps me though and I'm the state champion!
japanesing by kegmar June 5, 2009
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Japanengrish 

The evolution of the Japanese language in Japan as the influence of English has affected it's use in a slang-like manner. Although the japanese language had originally adopted words from english (ex. teburu, hanbaaga, okke), french (anime, pan), and german (arubaito) the newer generations began to use english words as a sort of slang changing the meaning entirely from the original english one. Memo wo shite iru no? Means to be emailing off a cellphone etc... the word memo has been adopted and changed. Most jpop songs now a days include a great amount of english as in the songs from Hirai Ken (hitomi wo tojite, my love forever) and Korean Singer Boa in Every heart. Many restaurants and stores are named after random english and non english words such as Gasuto (Although spelled Gusto, which should be pronounced as written, not Gasto) etc...
Japanengrish is a result of western influence on japanese youth.
Japanengrish by m0u5y January 2, 2006

Japanesiest 

Ascneded version of a weaboo japanese wanna be person.
I'm gonna be the Japanesiest!
Japanesiest by Tvoj laznjacki. June 24, 2018

Japanengrish 

NOUN

A strange dialect of fangirlese, comprised of a mixture of misspelled English and misspelled, gramatically incorrect Japanese. Generally seen in anime fan fiction. Highly fucking irritating.
"You baka idiot! I'm a little chibi, wakata! Yadda yo! Iya!" etc. etc. etc.

All of the above are incorrect; "baka idiot" is redundant, as is "little chibi." "Wakatta" is spelled with two Ts in the traditional Romanization. "Yadda yo!" is a bastardization of "Ie da yo!", and "Iya" is a fucked-up version of "Ie."

Japanning 

A noun used to identify what is going on around or near a workspace or particular area.
So, what is japanning on your end of the building?

That accounting chicks ass is really japanning.
Japanning by Newtronica February 25, 2009

Japaning 

Touring Japan and mimicing its entire culture.
Last week we got so hung over when we went Japaning.
Japaning by Jimbopo February 4, 2010

Japanesian

A person who is Japanese. This word was created because... well, there's no bloody noun form of Japanese, and I need some way to refer to my boyfriend...
The term "Japanesian" provides equal nounage for Japan, so no Japanesian will ever feel as though they are not a person, place, thing, or idea.
Germany- German
France- Frenchy
Japan- Japanesian
China- China(wo)man
Japanesian by Marie chan October 10, 2006