jalop 

To smack or attack someone with a penis.

*thwack*
I just jaloped you!

jalop by Cosmixmaster June 30, 2003

jalop 

a dumb or goofy person

your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.

jalop by roger khouri December 26, 2007

jalop 

being greedy over food or too damn big

There is no reason you should’ve that much on yo tray it’s giving jalop

jalop by ajtherealest March 29, 2023

jalop 

v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.

After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.

jalop by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003

jalop 

Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.

"Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"
*zip*
"What the?"
*Thwack!*

jalop by Ahndi September 25, 2003

jalop 

the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others.

There is nothing like waking up and jaloping like that for the first time.

jalop by Deek Méhöfwright June 16, 2010

jalop 

What Cosmix said

jalop by AHH September 24, 2003