humjinger

Small creatures in Halo that are the Flood. Used to refer to them.

Holy turkey, there's a lot of humjingers.

humjinger by bOb_the Definer March 9, 2005

Hunsinger's Disease 

A psychological condition in which the subject must compulsively purchase clever domain names, based on their availability rather than on any perspective use for them.

This differs from domainer, in that sufferers of Hunsinger's Disease frequently have no intention or capability of monetizing their purchases.

Named for Ed Hunsinger, a computer programmer and well-known figure in Silicon Valley, who is owner of hundreds of clever, unused domain names.

The only cure for Hunsinger's disease is Godaddy.com. Just try registering a domain there and you'll see why.

Hunsinger's Disease by qfr June 9, 2009

Hogpen Humdinger 

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.

Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!

Hogpen Humdinger by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011

humdinger 

Something that is extraordinary.

Dan had a humdinger of a penis.

humdinger by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

go hunsinger

to lose one's temper and inflict a severe physical beating on a perceived enemy, real or imagined; to "hulk out"

I'm 'bout to go hunsinger on all these guys who keep hittin' on my old lady.

go hunsinger by marv3000 May 2, 2021

Humdinger Speedbag

Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.

My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!

Humdinger Speedbag by G-manicus September 15, 2010

Blibbering Humdinger 

A clever, yet elusive magical beast known to write witty songs that poke fun at wizards.

"OOOO Look! It's a blibbering humdinger!" - Luna Lovegood

Blibbering Humdinger by parsley mouth November 22, 2011