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hossification 

To become a hoss, specifically, to occupy more space as one becomes older. Characterized by a general thickening and/or shortening of the neck along with general physique ballooning. Accelerated by red meat, beer and too much maxing and relaxing. Hossification may be noticed at: high school reunions, family gatherings, annual meetings or any event that brings you into contact with people who you have not seen in awhile.

Note: Hossification does not necessarily entail merely getting fat
Dude did you see Doug at the bar? He has really hossified recently. Two more years and I'd say his hossification is complete.
hossification by blessure grave February 25, 2010
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hornification 

To make something become horny over a series of arousing events.
After hours of intense hornification Michelle finally got me in bed.
hornification by asdfghjertertt March 13, 2008

horrification 

The act of being horrified
Horrification IS a word
horrification by orionHCCA December 26, 2006

Bossification 

The process of pimping out something to the point it can not be out pimped.
Friend 1: We have begun the process of bossification
Bossification by Triplechris April 1, 2015

Jossification

To make something sound like it was written by Buffy creator Joss Whedon.
Have you noticed the Jossification of this revamped Dr Who?

A: It's like bad with an extra suitcase of bad.
B: Jossification much?
Jossification by boredlaura October 23, 2006

horsification 

A word that was coined on a brilliant essay that receieved a 1 during the 1993 AP Literature exam. The student who wrote this essay asserted that since May Swenson's human speaker from "The Centaur" assumed horselike attributes rather than human ones, the word "personification" was irrelevant, thus "horsification" took its place.
Intro: Was May Swenson on drugs when she wrote this?!
horsification by Katsu May 7, 2005

homification 

the act of decorating one's office to make it more like home since people spend more time at the office than with their families.
Great homification Jason! That plant really adds a special touch.
homification by Mama March 25, 2005