holy christ 

the phrase that replaces 'holy shit' after your christian friends tell you to stop cursing.

person 1: *stubs toe* holy shit! that fucking hurt
person 2 (a.k.a. christian friend): don't curse. it hurts the lord.
person 1: *stubs toe again* holy christ! that effing hurt.
person 2: *sigh*

holy christ by joyanonymous June 12, 2006

Holy christ on a crotch! 

A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!

An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.

1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"

2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"

Holy christ on a crotch! by Grenstone September 23, 2011

holy christ thats the worst thing ive ever heard stop it or youre gonna make my ears bleed 

Linkin Park.

OWSHIT OWSHIT OWSHIT EARS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
get the point, yes yes?

holy christ thats the worst thing ive ever heard stop it or youre gonna make my ears bleed by Tion The One February 1, 2004

Holy Christ Day 

another way to say Christmas.

A very merry way to speak like Dane Cook,

without using his direct words.

on accout of, he hasnt said this directly.
but its so like him he might as well of said it.

Guy 1: Bro, what do u want for Holy Christ Day??
Guy 2: A pimpcup and some Christ Chex.
Guy 1: I can do that.
Guy 2: I wanna open up the box and it to say AAAMEENNNN.
Guy 1: Dane Cook?
Guy 2: Inderectly.
Guy 1: oh, so is Holy Christ Day.
Guy 2: Ahh, i see.

Holy Christ Day by stripes is not my name September 23, 2009

Holy Christ in Hell 

An expletive used when falling of a stool backwards and performing a perfect barrel roll with minimal injury.

"Bwahahahah" ... "oh, Holy Christ in Hell!"...
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Holy Christ in Hell by MikeLaserstorm69 November 25, 2018

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch 

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007

holy ravioli cheesesus christ 

like jesus christ but made out of cheese

he does gooda things for the Penicillium people

-man1- you gots the monke drip drip

-man 2- holy ravioli cheesesus christ of marrys asshole

holy ravioli cheesesus christ by monke drip boi January 19, 2022