hemzy 

A hemzy the act of grating ones penis because it is covered in cheddar :/

Yo man guess what!

What?
Olly had a hemzy last night
Oh damn by who
Stanley

hemzy by Slaprabbit April 2, 2020

Scrub the heezy 

1. To prepare carefully for an event. (v.)

2. To get cleaned up. Attend to one's personal hygiene.(v.)

Travis: wha' cho' doin' with does CDs beyotch?
Bambiqua: Scrubbin' the heezy for the party, foo ! This party going to be off the chainsaw!

OR

Bambiqua: Whew! did all y'all forget to scrub the heezy?

Travis: I just come from shootin' hoops straight off the heeze.

Bambiqua: Well, git!

Scrub the heezy by 209 fo evah! June 4, 2010

HEMSY 

HEMSY is commonly known as the creater of the universe and is the God of the everexpanding religion known as HEMSYISM

HEMSY created all life

HEMSY by StormCooper1056 October 23, 2018

in da heezy fo' sheezy 

Ghetto way to say "in the house, for sure." Used to emphasize someone's presence.

Jamal: "Oh yeah! Chingy is the greatest rapper ever!"
Jaleel: "Shut yo mouth bitch. 2pac in da heezy fo' sheezy."

Dad: "Hey kids, where's your mother?"
Daughter: "I think she's still at work, Daddy."
Dad: "Oh darn. Well I'm hungry...did you remember to put the pot roast in the oven?"
Son: "Chillz my nigga. Mama in da crib, I just peeped her whip rollin' in 'bout 10 minutes ago. She in da heezy fo' sheezy, and dat shit already be cookin' like a mofo, playa."
Dad: "Alrighty then. Hey, did you finish your science homework?"
Son: "No bitch, dis pimp don't want none of that shit. I'm a' blast gats on yo' ass! Da only science I be droppin' is da phat rhymes I spit on da mike, beeotch!"
Dad: "OK, Barnaby...just make sure you do it before your tennis match at the country club."

in da heezy fo' sheezy by Nick D March 7, 2005

heezy fo sheezy 

heezy is slang for "Hook" and sheezy is slang for "sure"

this party's off the heezy fo' sheezy

heezy fo sheezy by DJWeezy July 17, 2003

double heezy 

A double cheeseburger from McDonalds with no pickles.

"Lemme get a double heezy D-rek wildstyle holla atcha boi no pick-pick pickles! Na mean!"

double heezy by jheezy April 28, 2006

off the heezy

1. Cool, hip, trendy. Corruption of "Of the hook", which meant that something was cool because you'd have to immediately take your phone "of the hook" to tell all your friends about it. Basically, this original thread of meaning has been completely lost with the introduction of the "eezy" (common to a lot of slang at the moment).

"I'd say my plan is more 'off the heezy' now than at any other time." - Draken

off the heezy by Al October 12, 2003