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adjective. 1. crazy, mad. 2. To go haywire = to go nuts.
That guy's been to the war and gone haywire.
Haywire by Moon Ultra January 5, 2006
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The state of an old person's computer system when it doesn't work perfectly.
"What's wrong with it?"
"I dunno, it's all haywire."
Haywire by PseudoEvolution June 28, 2008
Noun- A soft malleable wire traditionally used to bale hay, but also for binding objects or as a simple and temporary repair.
My new machine is so simple it can be fixed with haywire and spit.
haywire by haywireoutfit March 14, 2013
People who go berserk.
I remember when I was young,I went haywire,when I lost at a videogame,and my neighbour heard me and came in to see what's going on.
Haywire by Toa Pohatu February 2, 2017

haywirevampire

Female who is the epitome of a creature of the blood-sucking variety. (More commonly known as a vampire.) Black hair, pale skin, sharp eyes, and a tall, slender figure identifies said woman. As well as a very self-confident and controlling attitude. It brings the essence of the mystical creature to the mortal woman.
John turned his head as Michelle walked by, her long, black hair flowing down her slender back.
"She is such a haywirevampire." he said, turning back to his friend who was still staring at her as she took no notice to either of them.
haywirevampire by DJman21 October 1, 2008