grosstache 

a gross moustache, often a sign of truly high intellect and virginity

I had been a happy person before I grew this grey grosstache!

grosstache by Worstward January 8, 2009

grosstache 

a gross mustache, often a sign of truly high intellect and virginity

I had been a happy person before I grew this grey grosstache!

grosstache by Worstward January 6, 2009

GooseStache 

1. A thin pedophile mustache usually on a teenage boy that can barely grow facial hair. Made popular by a dude named Goose who has a pedophile mustache.

2. A mustache on a dude named Goose.

Look at that odd GooseStache.
I am going to grow a GooseStasche.
When are you going to cut off your GooseStache

GooseStache by !@#$$%$$$$$$ October 14, 2015

Ghostache 

A mustache that only appears occasionally. Origin unknown. First noticed as a shadow on the upper lip, may later show up in photos to the confusion of the clean shaven individual afflicted with it.

"Did you see that ghostache gigato was sporting at trivia last Tuesday?! Off the richter!!"

Ghostache by arigato September 11, 2009

Goustache

The pubes on your gooch between your genitals and anus.

When I went down on her, her goustache tickled my chin

Goustache by Jessy2messy March 10, 2021

goonstache 

A moustache that a teenager (or adult) grows in an attempt to look cool, but makes them look like a goon. In some cases the moustache is not filled in all the way or is badly groomed.

He thinks he looks cool with his goonstache, but it looks like dirt under his lip

goonstache by DjDelmo June 7, 2015

Gorpstache 

When partaking in gorping and the pregnancy juices shoot onto your upper lip causing a gorpstache

Yo bro those baby juices gave you a gorpstache, you might wanna clean that up

Gorpstache by Mr. Gorp June 18, 2025