golden snitch 

A golden snitch (golden snitches plural) is a slang term coined in Toronto, Canada for people who snitch on other people, but especially people known for telling on other criminals while doing criminal activity themselves in order to stay out of trouble.

The term became popular in 2017 when the website goldensnitches.com was featured on CityTV News at 6 in Toronto, Canada.

Have you heard about Ramon and how he told the police on every drug dealer he knew to stay out of jail? That guy is definitely a golden snitch.

golden snitch by GoldenSnitches.com October 11, 2018

golden snitch 

In hindsight, a better term for a great pussy.

Me: dude... guess what i caught last night?
Jordan: please not an STD
Me: haha no you jackass, i caught Sarah's golden snitch. took me about 45 minutes. then teh game was over.

golden snitch by umbels February 4, 2010

golden snitch 

The small golden contraption used in the imaginary world of harry potter. The snitch is a fluttering orb in the game quidditch and whoever catches it is rewarded one hundred points and usually decides the outcome of a game.

HARRY'S CAUGHT THE GOLDEN SNITCH!!

golden snitch by nuckfier January 22, 2013

golden snitch 

A metal ball bearing added to a paintball pot in a game of paintball, the stated reason usually being "to make things interesting". Ball bearings will usually "go in you", depending on the bearing and the gun.

"They're lucky they didn't get hit by the golden snitch"

golden snitch by kzm193 March 23, 2017

Golden Snitch 

A girl with a very striking nose, a nose so striking it can be given Golden Snitch status, you want to touch the golden snitch!

Oh there's that girl with the Golden Snitch, I HAVE TO TOUCH IT!

Golden Snitch by SazMac! August 23, 2007

Golden Snitch 

The act of pissing on a small Styrofoam ball and sticking into a girls vagina. The guy then eats the girl out as she clutches her thighs together to squeeze the pee into the guys mouth.

As I pulled Bridget's shirt off and pushed her on the bed I began to urinate onto a Styrofoam ball that Bridget would soon squeeze into my mouth as an act of maximum pleasure as an act of the Golden Snitch.

Golden Snitch by Crackerjj540 January 9, 2010

Golden snitch 

The golden snitch is a ball used in the Sport 'Quidditch' (from the Harry Potter movies/books/etc.). The game ends when the seeker of one team catches the golden snitch.

Ron: Harry caught the golden snitch!
Hermione: We win!

Golden snitch by Taeskookies November 10, 2020