ghetto pina Share definition Flag A ghetto pina colada. Made from pineapple juice and coconut rum.Sometimes pronounced "ghetto pino" I didn't feel like pulling out the blender, so I had a ghetto pina. ghetto pina by GuybrushThreepwoodMightyPirate April 10, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the ghetto pina mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch