fossilize

Verb: to defecate or take a shit; to poop

"Man, I just ate that taco bell, now I need to fossilize, on the real."

fossilize by Leemz May 21, 2008

Fossilitis 

An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.

Fossilitis

Fossilitis by Ethereal_Child June 3, 2011

fossilnet 

One of the "biggest Technoblade's sourse of income" and the reason that Carl (horse) exist in the first place

Fossilnet: "If Carl die im stop donating"
Techno: "Welp! Carl never dies then"

fossilnet by Totally not an orphan March 2, 2022

fostalize 

v. fos ta lize. A neologism, said from the view point of a sex worker (SW) to describe the predicament in which they find themselves following the promulgation of USA laws FOSTA and SESTA of 2018. The word is derived from the more prominent law's acronym. The two laws were passed, ostensibly, to interdict the occurrence of nonconsensual sex trafficking; in other words to combat sex slavery--often of minors. SW's--most of whom do not consider themselves needing rescue; and their activity they consider to be adult and mutually consensual--feel affected as innocent bystanders. (Oh, yes; SW's also consider themselves innocent). For SW's these laws have greatly degraded their ability to meet clients and vet clients for safety without encountering the ever present scrutiny of law enforcement. SW's have needed to re--occupy unsafe spaces; street solicitation has increased. The shuttering of such sites as Craigslist singles ads by FOSTA has affected SW's world-wide. Because, hey; most of them are single too.

Sex Worker Nicki Lee: "Hey Angel, did you hear that local law enforcement has begun to aggressively fostalize this weekend? Yea, they're squandering resources by running a sting operation and arresting nontrafficked SW's over on Maple Street."

Angel: "I heard they bein' charged with self traffickin' themselfs! Since when ur not here hoin', Nikki, in your vanilla day job, you bein' mayor of this city and all, can't you stop them from needin' ta fostalize us ho's like that? Damn...glad the police chief's my regular..."

fostalize by Im10734 January 13, 2019

fussilier

A so called infantry captain with no balls

Man Capt so and so is being a fussilier

like that one captain Bell

Yeah he is a total pussy

fussilier by salty pup April 24, 2008

fossilized 

The state after being fucked so hard, a girl lays in bed motionless like a fossil afterward

Dude I fossilized Cindy so hard last night she couldn't get up for work this morning

fossilized by Dan-Druff December 18, 2010

fossilizing 

the act of napping so frequently that you feel like youre going to calcify and turn into a fossil.

It's three in the afternoon, time for fossilizing.

fossilizing by Zzzzzzzzzz63 September 3, 2011