foodtard 

foodtard: Someone who doesn't know anything about fine cuisine or is scared of trying new food.

I took my friend with a high school education to a fancy restaurant but they couldn't order anything on the menu because they didn't know what anything was. They were a foodtard

foodtard by Deadmoneyps August 2, 2017

foodtarded 

Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.

"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"

foodtarded by gulliblezine May 11, 2006

Foldtard 

In poker, one who folds their cards prematurely, with a likely or guaranteed winning hand; also, one who fails to fold an absurdly poor hand resulting in multiple additional wasted bets.

The guy is a complete foldtard, he had a nut boat going into the River and threw his cards in.

Foldtard by Loose Mortar December 8, 2011

foodtarded 

A person with common and obvious taste in food.

I love the Cheesecake Factory. It keeps all the foodtarded people away from my restaurants.

foodtarded by thefoodtard November 10, 2009

Fooftard

Fooftard = foof + retard

1) In this sense, it's simply a derogatory word used to insult people.

2) It can also be used as a way of saying someone has a retarded vagina.

1) You're such a fooftard!

2) Man, my penis is all green after fucking that fooftard.

Fooftard by OhTheDamageIsDone December 1, 2006

Fooltard 

A person whos personal actions represent them as foolish and retarded at the same time.
Egro Fooltard
Can also be used as an adjective
Eg Fooltarded

The silly fooltard Joe met his demise when he had sex with his fooltarded girlfriend Denise.

Fooltard by Hatler Christ May 7, 2009

fooltard 

One who appears to be as stupid as a mentally retarded person, but not because of lack of intelligence but just because they're foolish.

"Henry, for the last time stop playing Russian Roulete like a total fooltard

fooltard by Ian McFarland December 3, 2004