New nickname for Texas's junior senator Ted Cruz after he abandoned his post in Texas during a power outage crisis to fly to Cancun for a short vacation that he planned AFTER the crisis started, but then quickly tucked tail and flew immediately back to Texas, throwing his family under the bus as an excuse for his absence. Nickname is a play on words based on Donald Trump's nickname for Cruz which is Lyin Ted, based on Cruz's penchant for lying.

I'm a Republican from Texas, but even I can't defend Flyin Ted on this one.

Flyin Ted by Datch Guy February 19, 2021

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flyin' hawaiin

The act of vomiting while, simultaneously, having violent diarrhea. Obviously, a projectile form of either or both components earns more respect.
Most commonly seen following heavy drinking or during life-threatening disease....

Fuck me, I thought Sean was just 'talking to the big white telephone' but he's gone and done the flyin' hawaiin!!

flyin' hawaiin by Jules B December 31, 2005

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flyin' high

the act of being on drugs, getting laid, or just being in your happy place and bringing your joyful-ness to the world. =

i`m flyin' high! it`s VALENTINES!

flyin' high by ilyALL! December 4, 2007

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Flyin' T

The act of giving or getting hit with a "Flyin' T" is someone who runs up out of nowhere with or without pants on, but having their penis out to jump into the air spinning with their arms out in "T" formation (thus the "T" in "flyin' T") and slapping, hitting, or srtiking their entended target in the face with their penis.

"dude! i was in the mood for a massive Flyin' T, so i just went for it! thank god the ceiling was so high! she was like 6'2!"

Flyin' T by Gazetti December 29, 2007

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