flautus 

A tree which falls on cars which have no living occupants.

I cut someone off in traffic, and went inside my house. Next thing I knew, my car got the flautus.

flautus by megabrain12345 November 26, 2013

flatusidal tendencies 

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

flatusidal tendencies by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Field of flatus 

The fragrant force field resulting from someone passing gas. Usually the flatulator (or flatulatrix, if it was a lady) will have already fled the scene. If you arrive immediately after the offense occurred, you might bounce off the invisible dome of stench (you are essentially being repelled by the force field of flatus). Sometimes, it’s hard to know where the borders of the flatus field are, and in these cases it is safe to assume that some time passed between the original offense and your arrival on scene. Most fields of flatus will dissipate within 5 minutes. Some of the most notable ones have been rumoured to last well over an hour...however, no one has actually stuck around long enough to verify this.

Do NOT go in there! I left a field of flatus and I think it’ll last about five-to-ten...

I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!

Field of flatus by Mandi Harmony September 7, 2018

flatus 

Flatus is intestinal gas, also known as a fart

His passing stinky flatus and then blaming me for it was a real suckalation.

flatus by T.V. John May 24, 2012

flatus superiorus 

The pseudo Latin but funny sounding term for high volume, unusually putrid and powerful farting.

Her often shocking farts ranked way up there, they were definitely considered flatus superiorus!

flatus superiorus by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021

eau de flatus’ 

Pronounced roughly “o-day-flatoose,” it’s the high class term for a stinking fart.

Oh my dearest, most amazing love, is that eau de flatus’ I am sniffing here in our newest Tesla?

eau de flatus’ by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019

Flatuscents 

(Flat, U, scents) noun The method of determining what someone ingested based upon the odor of their subsequent flatulent release.

Yeah so then we were going to the ... HEY! What's that smell?!?! You had Scottish eggs and beer again didn't you? I can tell by your flatuscents.

Flatuscents by The Grute Man October 4, 2010