fire hidrant 

the grossest thing on the face of the earth other then school. Used for dogs and to put out fires however dogs use it more.

1)the fat dog peed on he fire hidrant

2) the house was on fire.

fire hidrant by cupatercake April 25, 2009

Reverse fire hydrant 

During sexual intercorse you piss and nut in the chicks ear.

Ya she still can't hear her boyfriend decided to pull a reverse fire hydrant on her.

Reverse fire hydrant by Cripple420 December 12, 2019

fire hydrant chic 

Haute couture of the canine fashion icon.

FYI, fire hydrant chic is Gigi’s bottom line concern when you bring home the next “super cute” but highly embarrassing freak-wear costume from Petco or PetSmart.

fire hydrant chic by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Human Fire Hydrants 

When a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass.

SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants

Human Fire Hydrants by KIDKIDOOO April 25, 2010

Verbal Fire Hydrant 

A person who's going on and on about a subject they're interested in, not letting others get a word in edgewise. By spewing a constant stream of information, they become the human equivalent of an open fire hydrant.

Jeez, Jon, you haven't stopped talking about 3D printing all night; you're being a real verbal fire hydrant!

Verbal Fire Hydrant by TheJanePlane June 3, 2015

New York Fire-Hydrant 

The act of two men, double penetrating a female, cumming at the same time in her mouth and vagina, then punching her in the back of the rib cage causing her to spew it all out both ends...

Randy: Hey man, I heard your girlfriend was being a bitch!

I: Yeah, what should I do?

Randy: Oh, lets give her a New York Fire-Hydrant.

I: Disgusting, but alright!

New York Fire-Hydrant by Firefighter911 March 20, 2010

facebook fire hydrant 

When you have a facebook account and someone, usually a signifcant other, or someone that wants to be held in a higher postion in your pecking order feels the need to post, like, or make comments on your facebook page constantly in order to "mark their territory".

Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.

Dennis: "I hung out with Shannon the other weekend and we had a good time."

Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying."

Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."

facebook fire hydrant by Timothy Wizard Tebow December 17, 2011