filter 

Filters are used to make your selfies look better

"Look at her selfie! She so used a filter!"

filter by motavator1312131 December 30, 2014

Filter 

An intangilbe device that determines which thoughts to actually say out loud to another human being.

"My sister says some dumb shit, she was born without a filter."

Filter by Benbejammin August 17, 2008

Filter 

To empty the tank...to let the boys go swimming... I’m talking about jacking your dick ladies and gentlemen. When a man gets backed up, he needs to filter, to get out with the old, and bring in the new. Without filtering you’d get prostate cancer.

I love to filter!!!

Filter by STEPMOMPINGASRRR December 18, 2018

filter 

1. To think.
2. To make an incorrect assumption, assessment or interpretation.
3. To screw something up through bungled or inept actions.

1. Whatcha filter about that thing with the things?
2. You didn't hear the first part of what we were talking about. You had a filter on the whole conversation.
3. He didn't read the directions while he was making it, so he was halfway finished before he realized that he'd filtered it, big time.

filter by exitflagger April 29, 2008

filter 

a place where all of the shit collects

something used to seperate unwanted materials from wanted materials. the unwanted materials stick with the filter.

Mr. Dulles used a filter to seperate the grounds out of his coffee.

The Sanitation Department filters the shit out of the sewage before sending it to the treatment plant.

filter by idkfa February 7, 2006

filter 

when a motorcyclist rides down the middle of multilane traffic when it is stopped. Is very enjoyable to do in early morning peak hour traffic, much to the frustration of angry car drivers (especially asshole 4wders). When filtering through moving traffic, it is called lane-splitting. Filtering is far less dangerous.

I filtered to work this morning

awesome, how'd that go

great, i cut half an hour of my commute time and i pissed off a lot of bastard cagers

filter by littlepinklady March 18, 2009

filter 

When a girl is giving a boy oral sexual intercourse, the boy finishes in her mouth. However, after this takes place, the boy will then take a straw and suck the semen from her mouth. From there, he spits it back into her face as she screams, "filter me!"

Kevin: "this head feels so good I think I'm going to come in your mouth. let me get a straw."

Kathy: "FILTER ME!"

filter by filterme January 3, 2008