Attempts to snowboard, mostly resulting wtih falling in various ways and positions. It is advised that it be practised with a helmet, and pain healed by drinking ( preferebly rakija ) in excess quantities.

After a full day of fallboarding in Austria, the "fantastic-four" collected their belongings from the ski-tracks and, in happy pain, went back to their den to drink.

fallboarding by lososs February 13, 2013

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Flipboarding

The act of reciting headlines you have seen on sites and news apps to make yourself appear intelligent, up to date with the news on a superficial level, and/or attempting to participate in conversations with people who are actually know what is occurring in the world around them. Commonly seen with people on social media. Common among bandwagon sports fans during playoffs.

Sam: What do you think about Steve Bannon being a racist.
Brian: what did he say exactly that makes him racist.
Sam: I do not know various things.
Brian: Anything in particular?
Sam: Not really.
Brian: Jesus Sam stop flipboarding.

Dave: We should trade Auston Matthews he hasn't scored in 3 days.
Brian: Dave if your gonna flipboard me like this stop coming to my house to watch games.

Flipboarding by Bartbreit November 20, 2016

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Filmtard

A filmtard always has their phone out and the video camera on. They fancy themselves as photojournalists and rarely obtain consent before filming people. When they post to social media it is always to embarass or shame the person filmed.

My little brother will never be allowed to forget the time he got drunk and fell off the porch, thanks to the filmtards in our family.

Filmtard by KalliJ13 February 24, 2020

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