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Fedophile 

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.
Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"
Fedophile by jj1221 February 20, 2010

fedophile 

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.
Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.
fedophile by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

fatphile 

Individual who loves fat people, like fat kids love cake
Dude loves big girls, he is such a fatphile
fatphile by afflictedmuse April 14, 2011

fetusphile 

A male or Female who is attracted to the fetus. Clearly, being way worse than a pedophile.
fetusphile: Fuck yes! Genesis is on HBO again. *fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
pedophile: you're sick.
fetusphile by Lollipop Decay October 24, 2007

Futaphilia 

The term Futaphilia is a word to refer to an individual expresses strong sexual interest in Futanari.
My friend is a Futaphilia
Futaphilia by Chrissylized November 20, 2016
A person who gets a bit too cosy with cats
Get your hands off my cat! This felophile behavior is unacceptable here.
felophile by noman the 3rd December 1, 2010