fauxfusion 

When someone, usually a guy, pretends to be confused when they obviously aren't.

Roland expressed his fauxfusion when his girlfriend asked if he liked her new bohemian hat.

fauxfusion by The deal. February 8, 2010

fauxfessional

noun, one who pretends to know it all at work and criticizes others when in truth, they are the one that sucks.

Sue talks smack about everyone else in the office but she is a fauxfessional. She can't even do her job well.

fauxfessional by greenthumb11 September 9, 2009

Fauxfessional

1. An imitator or poser of a professional service provider or legitimate business.
2. Possibly known to you, recommended by someone you know or found operating on social media.

I can't believe how badly our wedding photos came out because we hired a fauxfessional!

Fauxfessional by Smallbizblogger September 4, 2017

Fapfusion 

The confusion that exists when determining whether to masturbate or have sex. Often in the context of sacrificing one for the possible opportunity of the other.

Jody was in a state of fapfusion when the lass flirted with him at closing time. Should he go home and bash the bishop or stay in hopes of making squishy with the last call ogress?

Fapfusion by Jody South May 24, 2024