fatastrophy

when somebody is so fat, he or she will end up screwing things up with his/her massive body weight.

if somebody/some group is extremely fat and annoying to you and people around them

"did you see that group of tourists over at the ice-cream shop?"

"yeah dude what a fatastrophy!"

ugh i cant believe Tyler tipped the river raft with his fat ass!

yeah what a fatastrophy

fatastrophy by rubberooster October 23, 2011

fatastrophe

When someone is so fat it is a catastrophe.

That's a fatastrophe!

fatastrophe by TurtleHDPokinU April 8, 2009

Faptastrophe 

When one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.

So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!

Faptastrophe by Steve McAlistar January 12, 2011

fratastrophe

A fraternity party that is totally screwed usually caused by bad planning, drunk freshman or lack of beer.

Man, did you see that party last night at SAE? It was a fratastrophe.

fratastrophe by D.Lloydz December 28, 2007

fartastrophe 

see also: SHART

A fart with "a little extra on the side". A wet fart of catastrophic proportions.

We were at the bar and I thought it would be funny to crop dust. I pushed so hard I had a fartastrophe, the shit was literally running down my leg.

fartastrophe by Shaun Bingham January 22, 2008

fagastrophe 

A catastrophe caused or resulting from gays,fags,or high levels of fagacity. May also cause high levels of gayness in those involved. Ranges from a minor fagastrophe, such as accidentally groping your same-sex friend, to a major fagastrophe of purposefully gropeing your same-sex friend.

Kyle: Shit man, I almost touched your dick!
Tyler: that would have been a fagastrophe

fagastrophe by MASTER_FAGSTER_9000 October 16, 2011

catastrophy 

Misspelling of 'catastrophe'. One of those scenarios when you know the word looks wrong, but you can't figure out what's wrong with it.

I mispelled 'catastrophy'.

catastrophy by How Inane December 8, 2010