fatasizing 

The act of masturbating to the thought of overweight people.

Dude, if you'd spend less time at home fatasizing about Carnie Wilson and more time out with your friends, you might get a real girlfriend.

fatasizing by grapefruit lovah December 7, 2010

Fatassing 

To Procrastinate or eat excessivly

Stop fatassing and get back to work!

Fatassing by Lord Djem So January 13, 2008

Fatassing It Up

Term used to define eating a large quantity of food during one meal or at a fast food joint/restaurant/buffet. It may even be used for when you're at home! Originally excavated by the Straight Up Squad.

Kevin and Luis are Fatassing It Up at Jerry's by eating two large pizzas.

Fatassing It Up by Young Killa Koala July 28, 2011

facebook fantasizing 

obsessing about a facebook "friend", when in reality the other person is way out of your league and usually happily married.

Lisa: Yea, David wrote this really weird, intimate post on my facebook wall...he barely even knows me!!

Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...

facebook fantasizing by bigmissy April 16, 2010

Fatassing 

Verb. To procrastinate or find unimportant activities with the purpose to simply annoy people for your own pleasure. Such activities include; aimlessly wondering around in someone's office, blablabla-ing with friends online while munching on food for the purpose of munching or otherwise focusing on being an nuisance.

Q: Honey why are you walking around in my office with a piece of KFC stuck in your mouth while blablabla-ing with your friends?

A: Oh I'm just fatassing around

Q: Well don't it's annoying.

A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.

Fatassing by UncleTomTheGreat August 3, 2017

Fatassing 

When people (especially cops) stand around not doing their jobs but instead eating food and/or drinking coffee.

Joe: Wow, this traffic is really backed up. You'd think the cop would be directing all the cars.
Billy: No, he's too busy fatassing. Look he's got a donut in one hand and a coffee in the other!

Fatassing by LuLuAiC May 3, 2009

Fangtasizing

Fantasizing about a vampire, such as those in Eclipse or Trueblood or Vampire Diaries.

"I was watching Trueblood and damn Eric is hot! I was fangtasizing about him.!"

Fangtasizing by tassiegemini September 21, 2011