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fat tits 

A woman who has large breasts, but the size of her breasts is due to the fact that she is overweight, not becuase she would be naturally busty.
Yeah, Kimberly got some big titties, but they fat tits man, you take a look at her stomach?
fat tits by Beemer December 30, 2008

fat tits 

A boy with abnormally large tits, usually not well rounded, but pointy. (see moobs)
sean lavelle goes to the market to deliver the milk
fat tits by cole March 13, 2005

fat tits 

There is a carbon-based bipedal lifeform that resides in Shenandoah Valley Governor's School that has gynecomastia, most likely from severe obesity. He is often seen scouting the jungle for parrotts and other frizzy haired art students. In more common terms, gynecomastia is also known as having 'fat tits.'
"Hey, look! It's a Fattittius Maximus and he's flocking with the Parrotius Annoyingashellius!"
fat tits by The Oxymoronic Paradox January 10, 2005

fat tits 

Something of the finest quality. can be also used to describe an action or style that could be cool.
"yo! this hamburger is fat tits!"

"that kick in the nuts was fat tits dude!"
fat tits by skulls mcrkacken March 5, 2008

Fat-tits 

Any male suffering from obesity in the tit region.

Plural: Fat-tities
Fat-tities are entirely capable of doing the truffle shuffle.
Fat-tits by ASDFGQASDFG September 10, 2005