fartrix

Probing a ladies asshole with your tongue

The blonde was so hot, she could probably get fartrix on a weekly basis from every guy in the office

fartrix by Tony tongue March 5, 2011

Fartridge 

The name given to a ventriloquist-like nocturnal expulsion of rectal gass (sleep farting) which flutters from between the gluteus maximus, mimicking the sound of a small bird taking off somewhere in the room, causing ones bed partner to jump out of bed and start searching the room for the trapped song bird.

Have your fartridges gone to roost for the night dear, or will they be fluttering around the room tonight?

Fartridge by surfer91919 January 28, 2021

Fartricide 

When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystanders have to vacate the area immediately or face certain death, but the CDC would classify this incident as a Public Health Emergency. The person that expelled this fecal gas is put in a near death state and will die if not removed from the scene.

"Hey did you hear about Mel? He committed Fartricide on Tuesday. They had to Hazmat the area and rush him to the ER!!"

Fartricide by MattKV July 1, 2008

fartriloquist 

Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.

Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.

fartriloquist by PsychoPuppyDad April 4, 2011

fartricide 

How a dyslexic tries to kill his brother.

Tom's jealous rage pushed him to the point of fartricide but none of the fart bombs he left for his brother Pete seemed to work.

fartricide by Coriolus October 13, 2008

fartriliquism 

The art of farting near someone in a large group and making it appear that somone else in the group is the farter. This is a very hard art to perfect and can result in many pairs of ruined underwear

Fartriliquism is practiced at work everyday when one co-worker blames his gas on another co-worker.

fartriliquism by AXOMAN June 3, 2007

fartriloquist 

A person who passes the blame when he passes the gas. One who farts and gets someone else blamed.

The dad yelled at his son, "did you shit" after the fartriloquist in Walmart completed his performance.

fartriloquist by dj1 September 24, 2011