fart fest 

A bi-yearly celebration of farting. Participants eat dried apricots and count how many time they fart. Each year is accompanied by a slogan. Example - Fart Fest 2005 - "Our Cheeks Are Sealed" Quite a special festival.

"It's time for fart fest already?"

fart fest by ethelegg February 18, 2005

fart fest 

a farting contest or compilation with two or more people with nothing else to do.

dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.

person 1: hey i just finished a whole bowl of beans and now im sooo bored.
person 2: same here... hey you wana have a fart fest?
person 1: hell yeah!! and it'll stop my sister from coming here.

fart fest by bopkes June 23, 2009

Fart Fest Steamroller 

It’s where a man and a woman scissor, with the man farting in the vagina, the man positions himself face first in front of the vagina. The woman then releases the fart via queefing into the mans face

That was a crazy fart fest steamroller last night!

Omg can we try the Fart Fest Steamroller later?

Fart Fest Steamroller by lampgash June 17, 2018

festering vaginal blood fart 

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

festering vaginal blood fart by smokin_oil December 7, 2009

festuring vaginal blood fart 

The most foul and disgusting epithet a person can bestow on another, as it is foul and disgusting in and of itself.

The most rancid of all pussy farts, in both sight and smell.

You're nothing more than a festuring vaginal blood fart.

festuring vaginal blood fart by Beavis_H_Christ April 6, 2004