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fauxcation 

(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.
After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.

My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.
fauxcation by The_Joneses September 28, 2008

faycation 

A vacation where you spend time every day logging in to email and checking voice mail. "fake" + "vacation" = "faycation"
Melanie went away to Aruba for a week, but she spent hours each day working during her faycation.
faycation by chicagodom April 10, 2009

Falationship

We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.
Falationship by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010

Fagrication 

When gay guys fabricate a story about another man being gay when he is not. And its really only wishful thinking.
"My gay friend Ray told me that Wentworth Miller is gay!"
"No way! That is a total Fagrication!"
Fagrication by mandalupa April 7, 2010

facation 

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick
I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.
facation by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009

Foblication 

Every year my sister and I drag our kids across the country to see their grandparents in Alabama. We spend time on the gulf coast - it's our foblication.
Foblication by Milehimommy August 31, 2014