fakecation 

when you spend your whole vacation visiting relatives. see also oblication.

I have not gotten a vacation this year. I took the kids on a fakecation.

fakecation by eatmorchickn July 10, 2009

Fakecation 

Fakecation: noun
Fakecationing: verb
(akin to Fauxliday in Britain)

FAKECATION

a) When one dedicates his time to work, or is distracted by work related issues while away on 'vacation'.

b) Allowing one's emotional baggage, negative energy or worldy woes to distract them from true 'vacationing'.

C) Fakecationer:
a person doing any of the above, or, anyone who walks around throughout the entire vacation with a Bluetooth earpiece glued to the side of their face!

"I was ready to kick Keisha to the curb after our honeymoon! She was staring at that stupid laptop the whole time; it was a total fakecation!"

Fakecation by Manny Styles March 21, 2010

fakecation 

when your boss says he's going on vacation, but still periodically comes into the office to hang out.

I found out my boss meant he was on fakecation when I showed up late Monday morning and he was waiting for me.

fakecation by Kat Moreau September 28, 2008

Fakecation 

Tagging along with your spouse on a business trip so you can just get away from home. It is especially a "fakecation" if it's a roadtrip to a location you wouldn't visit otherwise.

My husband, Dan, has to drive to Akron for work. I think I'll go with him so I can get away and have a "fakecation".

Fakecation by JayceeYvonne April 12, 2010

Fakecation 

N: Driving two counties over to stay in a motel 6. Then cruising the back roads home.

I went on a fakecation to the motel 6 about an hour away this weekend. It took me three hours to get home on the back roads.

Fakecation by JussieB July 6, 2011

FakeCation 

A FakeCation is when one of your homies start avoiding you, they on their fake vacation

“Yo have you seen McKenna I ain’t seen them in a long time”

“Nah bro they on their FakeCation”

FakeCation by anonymous April 1, 2024

fauxcation 

(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.

After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.

My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.

fauxcation by The_Joneses September 28, 2008