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face spank 

The spanking of a partner's face with one's penis during oral sex.
I totally face-spanked that bitch with my man meat!
face spank by Paracelsus June 4, 2004

face spank 

To slap someone's face with such force it makes the cheeks bright red and swollen like a regular spank does to one's behind.
She Wouldn't leave me alone so I Face Spanked her
face spank by TEEG January 28, 2009

face spank 

That little bitch just got the face spank,now he is crying.(suck it up Richie)
face spank by Bitchen Clyde January 16, 2004

spank face 

When a girl has a face good enough to jizz on your hand and slap her in the face with it
spank face by johndor March 14, 2016

Open ass face shank 

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.
Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.
Open ass face shank by Theßeave October 17, 2011

Two Face Shank 

A Slut Who Has Been Fucking Another Man While In A Relationship
Lydia Freind Sasha Was Fucking Her Freind David Without Her Boyfriend Jack Knowing

Two Face Shank: A Way Of A Women FUCKING Other Men While In A Relationship