ewong 

A fat asian boy obsessed with a white skinny girl. Whacks off in school and listens to boy bands like NSYNC.

Think Sea Elephant meets stalker.

ewong by Butters February 28, 2005

ewang 

To procrastinate on a task or assignment, often on the day it is due.

I didn't know the bio lab was due today, so I just ewanged it in class.

ewang by Ewang April 14, 2014

Elongated Muskrat 

Elon Musks real name

did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro

Elongated Muskrat by anargflarg February 24, 2018

Elongated Muskrat 

Full name of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk.

“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”

Elongated Muskrat by ___________h_____________ April 3, 2018

ewings 

very big family. and have lots of background

you are part of the ewings family right?

ewings by funnybone April 16, 2013

erectus elongotis 

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.

I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.

erectus elongotis by Dick Smiley January 3, 2011

The Ewing Theory 

A theory hashed by ESPN.com writer Bill Simmons and his friend Dave Cirilli. It that explains the reason why teams inexplicably become better after their star player leaves the team for any reason (trade, injury, etc.). Two elements must be present for a situation to be explained by the Ewing Theory: 1) The team has a star player who receives a lot of attention but never wins anything, and 2) The star player leaves the team and everybody writes the team off.

The Knicks lose Patrick Ewing to an injury in a 1999 NBA playoff series with the Indiana Pacers. Everyone writes them off. The Knicks then win three of the next four games and win the series to advance to the NBA finals.

The Ewing Theory by Ryan Tang February 23, 2005