Ewonga

Word used to describe extremely intense situations. This word is usually shouted out by someone in one of these said situations or by someone under a lot of pressure. Can also be used by someone who is just very happy.

During an intense battle during war, Sid was captured by the enemy and held captive for a long period of time. As the foreign bastards interrogated him, he had to take a really big shit, so he shouted "EWONGA!", and they let him go take huge steamy shit.

Mailman: " Is your Name Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Jennifer: " Yes, i am Jennifer Love Hewitt, why sir?"

Mailman: " Here is a check for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"

Jennifer: " Are you kidding me, this is the greatest day of my life! Ewonga!"

Ewonga by SidMcFreewater November 22, 2011

Elongated Muskrat 

Elon Musks real name

did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro

Elongated Muskrat by anargflarg February 24, 2018

Elongated Muskrat 

Full name of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk.

“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”

Elongated Muskrat by ___________h_____________ April 3, 2018

Elongated Giraffe 

When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)

Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!

Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!

Elongated Giraffe by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010

Elongated buttcrackilyosis

-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone

- Butt crack is just too long

Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!

David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis

Elongated buttcrackilyosis by The Djb21 November 15, 2013

Word Elongation

The act of adding extra letters to words, typically to the end of the word. This is typically done by females to sound more bubbly, friendly, and cute. Typically only with close female friends or as a way to sound flirty with guys that we have a crush on.

Guy: “Hey, do you want to grab dinner later?”
Girl: “Yassssss ;)”

Word elongation

Word Elongation by LauraKDforeva July 26, 2020

elongated butt crack 

a medical condition that makes it almost impossible to find pants that cover your butt crack. no matter how hard you try to hide it, that crack just always sticks out.

Look at that girl crack! she must have that weird medical condition known as the elongated butt crack! poor girl.

elongated butt crack by rachaelwiegand June 23, 2009