early worm 

(earl-ee-werm)
Noun: To get ready fastest, only to fail miserably; One who sacrifices for the other "worm's".

Adj: A person who fails fastest, due to his earlyness.

example one:
Mom: SON!! time to wake up. The early bird catches the worm.

Son: But mom! the early worm gets eaten.
*Pause*
Mom: On second thought, take your time getting up son.

example two
man#1: Holy shit! That noob just charged into the fight.

man#2: Dont worry, he is just an early worm.

early worm by Gunwoo Yi August 12, 2008

Early-worm 

(earl-ee-wurm)
"The early worm gets up early to get eaten by the bird."
-Opposite of the early-bird.

GUY#1.) That man woke up early only to be eaten by big companies.

GUY#2.) He must be an early-worm.

Early-worm by RiceMaker August 21, 2008

The early worm catches the bird 

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

The early worm catches the bird by nood564 March 31, 2020

Early Bird Gets The Worm 

In a male couple, the guy who is lucky enough to wake up first and gives his sleepy partner a rise-and-shine blow job, as a wake up call.

In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.

Early Bird Gets The Worm by Happy Wolf January 17, 2007

Early bird gets the worm 

What Harry Styles gets from Louis Tomlinson.😉💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚

Louis: “You know what they say, early bird gets the worm.” -while looking directly at Harry.💚💙

Early bird gets the worm by Phantoms Night April 6, 2022

The early bird gets the worm 

The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.

Matt was the first of us to wake up today, and he chose me to be the The early bird gets the worm!

The early bird gets the worm by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

Earl Wormberg

Founder of Earworm. All around cool dude. Once thought deceased. Currently lives with his girlfriend Osh.

Ryan: Earl Wormberg fired us!
Brian: Oh nooo. Want some Hut dogs?

Earl Wormberg by 420fam69af March 10, 2021