dyofl

do your own fuckin laundry

a: nice shirt, but i thought you said you only wore that one for special occasions?
b: yeah, my mom hadnt finished washing my normal shirts.
a: dude.....dyofl

dyofl by laundrymann October 19, 2010

dpofllhe 

(pronounced de-pof-l-hay)
A long time ago (about August 2012) a young 15 year old boy who came from china went to boarding school and met a whole bunch of new friends. Then one night one of the students asked "What kind of an expression is "ski like a bird?"". The teacher on duty replied "I've heard fly like a bird but not ski like a bird.".
Suddenly the young boy spoke up and said "no. It dead like bird".

The teacher proclaimed "what?" and the boy replied "You know. When you see dead parrot on floor look like half eaten?"

The teacher laughed and suddenly took out his pen and pad and wrote something down. The students all asked what he wrote and suddenly the teacher proclaimed:
"The acronym for that is dpofllhe!" and hence dpofllhe was born.

Diego: "Man that run was hard"
Steve: "Yeah I feel dpofllhe"

Riley: "I feel dpofflhe, I'm going to bed"

dpofllhe by LDSBL September 20, 2012

Dooflicker 

Item/ thingy/ a slang word for anything you want really.

To turn it on you've got to hit that dooflicker over there.

Dooflicker by Jason Piche November 3, 2005

dooflikee

someone of extreme ignorance. messes everything up.. always breaking things and not doing what they are told.

dooflikee quite before you break that cat.

dooflikee by gil&the ryans June 3, 2007

Dofloposaki 

Someone who (when presented with many chances) can do nothing right. A person that is given many opportunities but never achieves much.

Joe spent his $50,000.00 inheritance on repairs to his $10,000.00 Mobile Home driving it across country. The Dofloposaki returned home jobless and with no money to put the Mobile in a park to live in.

Fred was given a job to secure a vacant lot but was fired from the job because the Dofloposaki was allowing the neighborhood homeless to sleep on the property.

Dofloposaki by Rex Savoy December 26, 2017

dooflache 

(doo-floch-E)noun. a person whos name you don't know,and you don't care if they know that you have no idea what there name is.

Hey dooflache, no one cares so shut up!

dooflache by Brooke Davis January 6, 2008

doofloppy 

an object in which you cannot identify the name despite your efforts. The word is usually preceded by a pause as you perform a mental search for the object's name... unsuccessfully.

Can you hand me the... doofloppy?

doofloppy by you'renotmymom September 12, 2011