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I`ve run out of vaseline, baby oil, cooking oil and all other substances capable of reducing the coefficient of friction between my cock and your arse. This will probably hurt as I must inevitably dry bum you with all the bestial vigour of a prize rottweiler.

I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.
dry bum by snez February 28, 2013

Dry bum roast 

While having anal sex with a girl, to sprinkle the salty powder from the bottom of a dry roasted peanut packet onto your cock so iot grinds into her arse.
I dry bum roasted her last night, she loved the grity salty roasting sensation.
The mucky bitch.
Dry bum roast by super-pete November 4, 2011

dry bum rot 

*disease that causes the anus to rot and become dry*
my friend phoned saying that he woke up with dry bum rot... a dry rotting bum

Eaton Dry Bum 

This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!
Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?

What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?
Eaton Dry Bum by Jimmy7017 February 12, 2021

Dry Bumming 

British: ref to gay/anal sex without use of lubricants. More commonly used to mean being got the better of in an extreme sense.
Alternatively to mean a desire to have sex with someone you don't actually like.
Paul was totally dry bummed at pool yesterday.
or
I know you hate her, but I bet you'd dry bum her if you got the chance.
Dry Bumming by Greggy March 4, 2005

dry-bumming 

when a guy humps a girls butt without him or her having their clothes off. can also be done homo-sexualy.
jeff: "last night i was dry-bumming meleena all night long! it was insane!"
john: "wow but why didn't u guys just take your clothes off?"
jeff: "she didn't wanna have my dick up her ass"
john: "oh. i see.............."
dry-bumming by Germ604 August 19, 2006