douchtastic 

combining the words douche and fantastic. being jealous with someone but truly meaning to give them praise.

Guy 1: Hey check out the new clothes I got for dancing tonight.

Guy 2: You are going to look so douchtastic in that.

Guy 1: Thanks.. I guess.

douchtastic by CapoNaples March 26, 2007

Douchestickery

The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.

Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!

Douchestickery by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

captain douchetastic 

A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.

Guy 1: Have you met Milo?
Guy 2: You mean captain douchetastic?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's him.

captain douchetastic by DavidCarradine February 10, 2008

douchestick 

Variant of dipstick. An utterly ineffective boob - someone who always manages to foul up in clutch situations.

I was wide open in the end zone! Why didn't you throw me the ball, douchestick?

douchestick by lardlad February 15, 2007

douchetastic 

A contraction of "douche" and "fantastic". Something displaying the qualities of a douche to an extreme or fantastic degree could be described as douchetastic.

"Elf", starring Will Farrel, is a douchetastic movie, because Will Farrel is a douche, and only other douches think he's funny.

douchetastic by Yuliq M'diq December 25, 2004

douchetastic 

someone or something so horribly douche-y and over confident for no reason that it is ridiculous

"is that zach troyer?"
"yeah, he is really douchetastic."

douchetastic by hannah and anna July 8, 2006

Douchetastic 

1. When something is so lame, it only appeals to douches. Usually the only followers, consumers, believers or participants will be douches.

OR/AND

2. When something is so lame, it acts like a magnet for douches, bring them and their uptightness, funny egos, bad jokes and bad dress sense along.

1. Dwane: that 500 point Charazard on World of warcraft really got me going. You should really start playing world of warcraft, wearing cartoon t-shirts and listening to the same 5 songs on repeat.

Evan: So you all went to the church to play world of war craft and fiddle with each others testicals, Douchetastic!

2. We had been going to this animation conference for a long time, but all of a sudden, the place started to smell of aftershave, deodorant and douche. Too many people were wearing C Dos, C Dos Run, Run Dos Run T-shirts and everyone was talking about anime and japanese animation. It was truley Douchetastic. We stopped going.

Douchetastic by Prof.Old.Clowns.Pocket April 18, 2010