douchiosity 

(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag

I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!

douchiosity by shrimphead May 8, 2008

Douchidity

A state of extreme doucheness.

Joseph's douchidity was over the top this time.

Douchidity by mac9 January 13, 2008

Relative Douchidity 

Relative Douchidity, also known as RD is a
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels

Guy one "dude!, how do these glasses make me look like a douche?"

Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"

Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"

guy two ".... down man.... just... down"

Relative Douchidity by welllll fuck January 20, 2009

doucheosity 

a meter that can tell the amount of "douche" someone is.

Gregs "doucheosity" was so high it was off the charts.

doucheosity by flo ferguson October 19, 2008

Douchocity 

The level of douche behavior displayed by a douche requiring a "douchocity" rating.

Jeff comes to office and brags about banging three girls in the last two days.

Douchocity rating? 6.8

Douchocity by HuggyBear3010 May 18, 2010

douchecosity 

A measure of the number of douche bags in the immediate area. Thus, an open field would be considered to have a very low douchecosity level, where as a night club on a Friday night will tend to have a relatively high level.

The douchecosity level at the Cedar Hotel sure is high on Friday nights. There are popped collars everywhere.

douchecosity by douchecosity November 9, 2011

Douchivity

1) The state of being a "Douche". 2) To represent how much a person is Douche-like. 3) The over all act of being a douchebag

Your boss has a proclivity for douchivity

Douchivity by Maccmedia2 July 13, 2012