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dorkular 

(dork-yuh-ler –adjective
Grammar: the superlative of dorky.

1. the condition of being thoroughly, supremely and extremely socially inept, silly, clumsy.
2. not seeking or oblivious to popularity or peer approval.
3. driven by an unusual interest to the point of seeming odd to most everyone else.
4. the highest kind, quality, or order of dork, surpassing all else or others;
5. a state in itself; utmost degree of quirky or bookish nonsocial autonomy.
6. characterized by intelligence-driven single-mindedness that results in social disconnection.
7. comprised of minute compartments or cavities of dorkiness. (portmanteau: dorky & cellular)
"Using paper clips as hair barrettes is dorkular."

"She has a dorkular obsession with words."

"...clueless to what looks cool, totally dorkular."

"There were these dorkular streamers on the bicycle."

"He was wearing dorkular glasses fixed with tape."
dorkular by Vanna Bonta January 19, 2008
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count dorkula 

When some one says something so stupid they have sucked the life out of the conversation.
John: I am so pumped for the Bears/Packers game tonight.

Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.

John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula

(Conversation is during the current calendar year)
count dorkula by Cool Hand Jew October 21, 2010

Dorkulator 

noun
a devise used for complex calculations known as dorkulations

ie ti-83 or greater
Jill:Whats the square root of 69?

Mike: Hold on, Im going to need my dorkulator for that one.
Dorkulator by talespin1 June 29, 2010
someone who is really lame, undesirable to be around, generally has no friends, and probably smells like bear shit and listens to slipknot or insane clown posse.
That kid is such a dorkula!
dorkula by lennon pants September 22, 2007

donkular ding dong 

A man's penis, when flaccid, that is more than twice the size of most men's erect ones.
I've never had gay tendencies, but this guy next to me at the urinal whipped out a donkular ding dong and I got dizzy.
donkular ding dong by peepee envy October 18, 2010
Complete nuclear shit show, complete blow out ,all air in local perimeter has been turned dukular to a shitty explosion any where someone has pooped
Fumigated the area with dookular fallout.
dookular by Xeroixa January 8, 2023