The woman's unsightly act of disturbationing (not disturbating, a common mistake) with a broomstick handle that had razor blades duct-taped to it, was certainly vomitously arousing.
The magical land where the demigod, Nasty Man, rules with a firm but kind heart. It is a wondrous kingdom filled with folklore and breathtaking landscapes. The citizens of Distrubtion are known for their prowess and skill in creating miracles of technology.
"I was jacking off and my cat jumped on my lap right before i came. It was a terrible disasturbation session."
"Then a couple days later, my mom decided to barge into my room to wake me up as i was cranking itunder my sheets. I disasturbated twice this week."