degrood 

Is the act done after sex when the female is asleep. The male fills a balloon with his sperm and as the female is still sleeping carefully inserts the sperm filled balloon into the females vagina with the tied end of the balloon facing out of the vagina. So then the next time some one sits in her lap the balloon explodes, completely drenching what ever she is wearing. This method can be use as a way to prank your girlfriend if she is cheating on you.

"Aw man last night I had sex with the math teacher and guess what when sat on her lap she came like crazy."

"Oh her husband probably just degrooded her."
"Aw what"

"Yeah sorry man but that's what probably happened"

degrood by Mega Zeppelin July 7, 2014

Tavish DeGroot 

The real name for the Demoman from the First person shooter Team Fortress 2.

Person 1: Did you know Demo's name is Tavish DeGroot?
Person 2: Why would I know that.
Person 1: Didn't you read the comics?

Tavish DeGroot by poploop345 January 27, 2021

degroot 

1. To act, think or behave without regard to anyone other than yourself and your interests. Beyond the normal selfish behavior includes lying and distorting even the most apparent facts to get your way.
2. To use the fact that you converted to the Jewish religion to get preferential treatment or to get your way by accusing others of descrimination.

1. He wanted the team lead position so badly that he degrooted me by planting a ficticious e-mail in my personell file.
2. When managers decided that I was the best candidate for the job he wanted, he pulled a degroot saying that I had been a nazi in a previous life and that by promoting me they were descriminating against his Jewish heritage.

degroot by Stan West October 23, 2005

Decroodhairification 

When your hair goes unwashed for many days while camping in the middle of nowhere, and starts to poof up and dread together. It will resemble the hair of Eep from the movie "The Croods". The slow process of undoing this is called decroodhairification. It may take many days to undo.

Emily, decroodhairification is a slow process. You have not finished it yet.

Decroodhairification by Crazywalrus June 9, 2014

degwood 

someone who hates emo's

Steve: hey mate

Degwood: Fuck you, you child raping son of Satan, go fuck your momma

Steve: bit harsh ain't it?!

Degwood: *pulls out shotgun and shoots the emo cunt*

degwood by ihatemedcalf May 5, 2010

degroid 

used to define someone in a state of degradation . Used in online gaming to describe players that are failing at their normal level.

what a degroid strategy they're using, surely they'll loose.

degroid by three_legs May 17, 2021

Degwood 

An erect penis that points straight down or backwards.

Guy:Alright babe I'm hard, lets go.
Girl:OMG Whats up with your dick?
Guy:Oh yeah I've got degwood.. I'll turn over.

Degwood by MagpieSB April 29, 2010