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Decorate her face like a cake 

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.
I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

decorate the lady cake

To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.
The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.

Womb Decorate 

To cum inside a woman with enough ejaculate to 'decorate her womb'.
Man I really want to Womb Decorate Aida tonight!
Womb Decorate by JoylessWonder October 29, 2021
ˈdɛzəleɪt (from Czech dezolát) person who spreads disinformation and has fallen for it; usually, they reject the authority of the state and state institutions and are prone to conspiratorial thinking
The demonstration brought together dezolates from all over Czechia.
dezolate by Krasnoye_Plamya August 22, 2023

Desolate 

Extreme sadness/emptiness because of loneliness or the feeling of abandonment.

Something left empty, barren, abandoned.
"Babylon will be left desolate without a single inhabitant." - Jeremiah 51:29
Desolate by Ratchet Realm February 19, 2015

Decorate the oak 

When it's your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you "Decorate the oak". This means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer
"Decorate the oak ya scabby bastard. It's your round"
Decorate the oak by Ally Dick October 6, 2016