cum booger

when a females pubic hairs gets load of semen on them and they pass out and wake up the next day to have dried crusty cum stuck to their hair

She needed a scrub brush to get the cum boogers i left on last night.

cum booger by Xdiablo69X August 17, 2007

Cum Booger

A booger primarily made up of (male/female) ejaculate due to having the cum sniffles.

"Ow, I've got a nasty cum booger stuck in my nose!"

"Sick!"

Cum Booger by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009

cum-booger

A cum-booger is the gelatinous mass of cum that lodges in a guy's nose when the dude he was sucking off blows a load that is so big that he can't swallow it all and it comes out his nose and dries in his nasal passages.

I sucked off this guy in the library restroom, and he blew such a massive load that I had cum-boogers in my nose all day!

cum-booger by eda-skip October 12, 2021

boogers and cum 

The Yelper Special! Basically what you give to any Yelpers reviewing your restaurant.

Guy: do you want to go to that restaurant that just opened up?
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum

boogers and cum by drivingmorans123 June 23, 2021

Boogers 'N Cum 

It's a South Park song. Tell Me, why did you look this up? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

guy 1: " Have you seen the south park episode, 'you're not yelping'? "
guy 2 "yeah, i liked the song, Boogers 'n Cum"

Boogers 'N Cum by UnicornSpum June 4, 2020

cummbooger 

After male ejaculation, the semen starts to dry. It then starts to form a jellylike substance similar to a booger.

after i came there were cummboogers on her stomach

cummbooger by Love like honey August 9, 2009

CumBOOBerated 

When something is 'DisCumBOOBerated' it is all messed up, therefore, when something is 'CumBOOBerated' it is 'Super Fine!', even if it IS all 'messied up'.

My Babe wasn't on Birth-Control, and I didn't have a condom, so I CumBOOBerated her.

CumBOOBerated by Jack Hoffa October 20, 2006