cum blanket 

towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken

dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket

cum blanket by 5ki11i0nz0r February 15, 2004

cum blanket 

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.

Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!

cum blanket by jamie March 4, 2003

Cum Blanket 

A girl who gets passed around a frat house.

Dude, you got the Nat Lite and cum blankets for tonight's party?

Cum Blanket by NIGHTMOOSE February 19, 2011

Cum Blanket 

To cover your sexual partner(s) with old tissues that were once used to wipe up cum after masterbation

Baby, i'm going give you a cum blanket

Cum Blanket by ritualist December 15, 2009

Cum blanket 

A soft blanket you use to masturbate with

You might not want to touch that cum blanket

Cum blanket by User7372649 January 6, 2021

dirty mexican cum blanket 

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag

friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

dirty mexican cum blanket by xtinuhhh August 22, 2011

cumblanket 

A blanket for the use of wiping up cum after a good fucking.

A cumblanket or tea towel or possibly ur mums best curtains!

cumblanket by da grimreafa & co January 15, 2009