crumpitt 

A non-gender specific first name given by parents who most likely hate their kid.

"Wow, I feel bad for Crumpitt."

crumpitt by TheRubberSponge April 2, 2018

crumpit 

(ENGLISH VERSION). From the swinging 60s era, also from 'Carry on' films a really beautiful girl usually with large breasts who puts out.

'Cor blimey, Judy is a really tasty bit of crumpit'. 'Can't wait to get home to get my tea and crumpit'.
'she's a nice piece of crumpit'. The sort of thing Austin Powers would say, 'I wouldn't mind getting my hands on your crumpit (girlfriend) mate!' Or 'Oi, piss off, find your own crumpit'.

crumpit by Doctor Holliday January 19, 2010

crumptitous 

Feeling of acute holeyness or feeling porous much like a crumpet.

I'm so drained I think I might have crumptitous.
He is really dehydrated, maybe he has crumptitous.

crumptitous by DrCsDizzle November 27, 2012

crumpetto 

crumpetto loves sasha from aot and is a funny person they’re also a really great artist !!

“hey do you know crumpetto ??”

“yeah i do !! did you know they have a crush on hop pop ?!”

“no way !!”

crumpetto by sumireslover September 15, 2021

crumpit 

1. Crumpit means a close friend.
2. Or crumpit means a much needed or loved object.
3. A type of English pancake/muffin.

1. "What's up Crumpit! or John is my Crumpit. "
2. *My trombone is my Crumpit.*
3. *definition kind of explains itself doesn't it? An English muffin is a crumpit? *come on :)

crumpit by Poppit_19 February 16, 2008

Crumpits 

N. Durring sex, a hott french woman will scream this word, to signify she is plessured.

"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crumpits!!!!!, thats the baget"

Crumpits by R2S+D2 September 20, 2007

Crumpfitting 

Comforting someone with your crumpet. AKA - Vagina

When someone is sad and feeling blue, a fanny will snuggle up next to you and crumpfit you - someone is crumpfitting you at that moment.

Man gets home from work, says to wife "oh Ive had a hard day today".
Wife says "oh darling - you know what you need? "Crumpfitting".

Wife then proceeds to comfort her man by cuddling him with her vagina.

Crumpfitting by El3tric November 27, 2012